SHSL stabs u in the stomach b/c BESBAW
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
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things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
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theinevitablezombieapocalypse:
Poster: The Rules to Survive Zombieland
Follow the rules and live
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of…
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welcome to the punk rock hospital, we dont use anesthesia and our scalpels are rusty because it makes it more hardcore. none of us are liscensed doctors
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youre an idiot if you think yahoo is going to change anything. maybe look a little harder and read a little more and shut up please. they bought tumblr, but it is still its own independent company. they OWN it, but theyre not going to change anything. so please, stop complaining. you and the other thousands of people who believe there is going to be a huge drastic change need to stop.
and what make you think i don’t know that? i read into it long and hard and i know there isn’t gonna be any change. it will benefit tumblr for as far as im concerned. i’m just stoking the fandumb fire. im really not complaining, if if its regarding my petition reblog, did you read my comment at all?
TL;DR i’m just poking fun at gullible people who know nothing about whats going on. also READ EVERYTHING YOU LITTLE SHITS
I’m literally 5000% done with all the fake “Yahoo is going to shutdown fandom blogs” posts.
That’s fucking bullshit fear mongering stuff and you should all know better.
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
people don’t understand, if tumblr isn’t sold, it would have to be shut down for lack of funds.
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I’ll admit
that last post was a little much, My apologies to anyone who actually got offended and a quick note;
I said clean up NOT get rid of
iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:
please yahoo just leave us alone. we’re happy as we are
is that moon moon
no
it’s moon moon
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ask-sebastian-the-demon-butler:
//ok I wasn’t going to re blog any of this yahoo shit but fuck man! What the hell is this? These assholes honestly think they can just do this? I honestly just feel like posting and re-blogging every single thing I can find having to do with a fandom.
((WHAT
HOLY HELL THIS IS NOT OKAY))Wait, what? Is this real? ._.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAHOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL PERSONNALLY STAB OUT ALL OF YOUR FUCKING EYES AND EAT YOU SOULS IF YOU EVEN TOUCH THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMBLR IS MY HOME THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!
THIS IS EQUIVALENT TO BREAKING INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEALING BURNING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS W SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ASSHOLES
*Rubs eyes with thumb and forefinger*
*Takes deep, pained breath*
*Rereads comments*
*Lets out long sigh*
God I hate this place
about goddamn time
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